Fantasy Football team names: The funniest, the punniest and the top picks per club for the Premier League season 2022/23

With the start of the Premier League season rapidly approaching it’s that time of year where the all-important Fantasy Football team name conundrum kicks in. Fear not, we have done the hard work for you and here is the one-stop shop for all your needs.

Published: 31 July 2022 - 4.42pm

Choosing the right Premier League Fantasy Football team name is always crucial and you certainly don't want to have the same one as anyone else in your league!

Whether you’re searching for a pun on your club’s new arrival, need reminding of the classics or just want a name that will light up your league – we’ve got all the bases covered.

We’ve collated a whole range for you in one destination to save the hours of scouring the internet (or heaven forbid actually coming up with your own) so you can concentrate on choosing that winning line-up.

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Classic Fantasy Football team name ideas 


Goal of Duty

Obi Wan – Kenobi Nil

Victorious Secret

Game of Throw-Ins

Huth the Ball

Occasionally United

Goals Aloud

Hardly Athletic

Chicken Tiki Taka

Goals 'R’ Us

Fantasy Football tips for your draft

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Best goalkeepers - Read

Best defenders - Read

Best midfielders - Read

Best forwards - Read

Spin on a team name

Sub-standard Liege

Inter Row-Z

Expected Toulouse


Bilbao Baggins

Bayer Neverlusen

Pathetico Madrid

Bolton Squanders

Real So So Bad

UnReal Madrid

Dynamo Chicken Kiev

Rapid Vienetta

Is Your Motherwell?

Ajax Treesdown

Cry Me a River Plate

Fiorentina Turner

Bayern Bru

Overseas influence

The Big Lewandowski

Afternoon De Ligt

Absolutely Fabregas

The Balotellitubbies

Who ate all Depays?

Tea & Busquets

Men Behaving Chadli

Cesc and the City

Ospina Colada

Pique Blinders

Egg Fried Reus

The Cesc Pistols

De Ligt House Family

Pjanic at the Disco

Whats Love Gotze do?

Chiellini Con Carne

Kroos Control

Dukes of Hazard


Two’s Kompany

Neymar Mr. Nice Guy

Thomas Muller Corner

It’s Getting Messi

Haven’t Got A Kalou

Turkish De Ligt

Zlat’s All Folks

Golden oldies

Kings of Leon Osman

Neville Wears Prada

Le Saux Solid Crew

Tinchy Sneijder

Crouch Potato

Blink-1 Eto’o

Salt & Pepe

Lads on Toure

Fiddler on the Huth


Hazard Lights

Moves like Agger

Purple Reina

Silence of the Lahms

Ji Sung Park The Bus

Making Emile of it

Call of Guti

Robben Banks

Gangsta’s Allardyce


Boom Xhakalaka

Nket-outta here

Bellerin Than Out

Nelson’s Column

Holding Back The Years


Sambi on Ice

You Tierney are everything


Aston Villa

Stranger Mings

Hit the Targett

Flying Without Mings

Haven't Jota Clue

Lord of the Mings

Flying Without Ings

Lord of the Ings

Stranger Ings

Come Digne With Me



Moore, Moore, Moore, how do you like it?

Get Lowe, get Lowe, get Lowe



Gross Pointe Blank

Uptown Dunk

Gross Misconduct

Put a Dunk on it!

Lallanas in pajamas



Show Me The Toney!

My Raya Sunshine

Thomas The Frank Engine

The Goode Die Young



Old Havertz Kai Hard

You Kante Be Serious

Netflix & Chilwell

Werner's Originals

Karma Pulisic

Loftus-Cheeky Nandos

Curious Jorginho

Kepa Clean Sheet

Crystal Palace

The Kouyate Kid

Wha’ Schlupp?


Eze Does It

Knowing Me, Knowing You (Zaha)



When Harry met Alli

Iwobi Wan Kenobi



That's so Craven

Nice to Mitro

The Ream team



Leeds by example

No Place I’d Radebe




The Vardy Boys

Veni Vardy Vici

Yes Ndidi

Barnes & Noble

Castagne Now, You Castagne


Alisson Wonderland

Haven't Jota Clue

Top of the Klopps

Klopps & Robertson

Jean Claude Van Dijk

TAA Very Much

Run of the Milner


Man City

Cancelo Culture

Ederson & Volleys

On your Ederson

Pique and De Bruyne

Costa del Silva

Sterling Silva

Game of Stones

Luke KyleWalker

Secret Life of Pep

De Bruyne Ultimatum


Man Utd

Earth Wind & Maguire

Hanging By a Fred

Obi Wan-Bissaka

Fred Up Already

Lingardium Leviosa

Right Said Fred



A Night in Lascelles

Dumm and Dummett

Who Dummett?

Allan Saint-Marzipan

Nottingham Forest

Samba No 5

Joe the Lolley-Pop man

Brice up your life



Alfa Romeu

Biggie Smallbone

Obafemiliar face

The Lion, the Witch and the Ward-Prowse



The Moura Merrier

A Song of Ice & Dier

Sound of the Lloris

Lloris the hounds

Citizen Kane

No Kane, No Gain

Gone With the Winks


West Ham

Drop it like Diop

Fornals Attire

Rice, Rice baby



Back of the Neto

Put a Dendonck on it

Salt and Vinagre

Neves Say Never